identity:
name: Kaleksanan Bagus Massani
alias: Crlyzd / curlyzed
actual_title: Senior Executive Prompt Wrangler & Full-Stack Larping Specialist
coding_ability: 404 (Brain Syntax Error)
primary_workflow:
- Drink coffee & conjure random idea
- Bully LLM into writing 3,000 lines of code
- Stare at the git diff looking deeply intellectual
- Smash "Accept All Changes" with blind optimism
- Run `npm run dev` with eyes closed
- `git push -f` and pray to the open-source gods
superpowers:
- Asking "Can you make it look cyberpunk?"
- Nodding thoughtfully at error logs I don't understand
- Unearned confidence in GitHub issues
confession: "Every single line of code across these repos was hallucinated by AI. I am merely the vibe director."- ☕ The Reality Behind The Green Squares: If you came here expecting a CS graduate who recites algorithms in their sleep, you are in the wrong neighborhood. I don't write software—I negotiate with neural networks until working code falls out.
- 🧙♂️ How My Projects Get Built: I describe a dream in conversational English, watch the AI output an entire TypeScript monorepo, and then hit save. Does it work? Remarkably, yes. Do I know why? Absolutely not.
- 🧘♂️ Where My Real Brain Lives: When I’m not masquerading as a senior engineer, I write genuine, un-hallucinated human essays, hiking logs, and philosophical musings over at kaleksananbagus.com.
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│ 2:00 AM Brainfart │ "What if notepad was purple and floated?"
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│ Harass Gemini / LLM │ "Write a production-ready desktop app right now"
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│ Stare At The Diff │ "Hmm yes, very asynchronous, very idiomatic"
│ (Understand Nothing) │
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│ Hit "Accept Changes" │ *Closes eyes, holds breath, presses Enter*
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│ It Actually Runs │ "I am literally the greatest engineer alive."
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The holy trinity of modern software larping: prompts, copy-paste, and dark mode.
I told the LLM to make them memory-safe, asynchronous, and scalable. I cannot read any of them.
Terms I casually drop to sound like an architect who knows what a virtual DOM is.
The chart below doesn't reflect my technical mastery—it just shows which syntax the AI felt like spitting out that week.
💡 A Quick Cultural PSA on Repo Names: Most of these tools are named in Javanese, not English:
Cathet = "Write it down" •
Alitken = "Make it smaller / compress" •
Methik = "To pluck / harvest" •
Bukaake = "Open it up" (yes, get your mind out of the gutter, it's just an image viewer)
| Repository | The "Official" Pitch | The Brutal Reality | If You Ask Me To Explain It |
|---|---|---|---|
| flying-lyrics | Chrome/Edge PiP floating lyrics for Spotify & YouTube Music with live sync, romanization & translations. | Wanted to sing anime openings at 2 AM without Kanji. Bullied an LLM until canvas text floated. | "It's an asynchronous event pipeline that synchronizes... the vibe." (fakes network lag) |
| Cathet | Featherweight frosted Acrylic notepad for Windows with instant launch and Markdown preview (Ctrl+M). |
Built out of spite because Windows Notepad takes 4 seconds to open an empty file. Asked AI for "expensive glass". | "I recite the DWM Acrylic blur docs and pray you don't ask what a memory pointer is." |
| Alitken-GUI | GPU-accelerated video trimmer & social clip cutter in Rust & Tauri v2 with lossless cuts. | Handbrake gave me a headache with 500 dropdowns. Told AI to build a cutter with zero buttons I can break. | "Hardware NVENC muxing bypasses CPU thermal throttle states, you wouldn't get it." |
| Alitken | Hardware-accelerated PowerShell media converter & splitter with SendTo menu integration. |
Thousands of lines of terrifying PowerShell compiled into an .exe. Praying it doesn't wipe my C: drive. |
(Frantically pastes your question into ChatGPT and reads the first paragraph out loud) |
| Bukaake | Transparent, ultra-fast photo viewer reviving Google Picasa desktop immersion with frosted glass. | It means "open it up" in Javanese. Foreign devs panic thinking it's NSFW; it's literally just a picture viewer. | "It's Javanese for 'open photo'!" (nervously pivots before you ask how the renderer works) |
| Methik | Portable 4K video & audio downloader for Windows (YouTube, TikTok, 320kbps/FLAC) with frosted UI. | Just yt-dlp wrapped in frosted acrylic to disguise my complete lack of backend knowledge. |
"It's a proprietary multi-threaded scraper I architected over an intense hackathon." |
| kaleksananbagus.com | Personal digital garden, essays, travel journals, and mountain hiking logs. | 100% human sanctuary. Zero AI hallucination—just real essays, mountain trails, and coffee logs. | "I'll talk for 3 hours about philosophy and why you should touch grass instead of debugging." |
| If You Do This... | Here Is What Actually Happens Behind The Scenes... |
|---|---|
| 🐛 Open a Bug Report | I will copy your exact issue, paste it into the prompt box, and send you whatever patch the AI hallucinates within 3 minutes. |
| 🔀 Submit a Pull Request | I will stare at your code for 10 minutes with furrowed brows, ask Gemini if you're secretly mining Bitcoin, and hit Merge. |
| 💬 Ask a Technical Question | I will respond with maximum confidence using five buzzwords I learned from Hacker News 20 minutes prior. |
| ☕ Buy Me a Coffee | 100% of proceeds go toward fueling the electric grid powering my AI co-pilots. |
Feel free to reach out, send bugs, or chat about why AI is doing all our homework.
"Any sufficiently advanced prompt engineering is indistinguishable from actually knowing how to code."
— Kaleksanan Bagus Massani (while clicking 'Accept All Changes')