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fix(card): remove hardcoded-stats rejection-share captions #2486

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fix(card): build rejection-share captions from the live door tally
0xkkonrad Jul 23, 2026
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fix(card): drop hardcoded-stats captions instead of templating them
0xkkonrad Jul 23, 2026
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chore: drop the caption-pool test — keep the PR to the caption remova…
0xkkonrad Jul 23, 2026
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chore: drop stale test reference from the doc comment
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7 changes: 5 additions & 2 deletions src/components/Card/share-asset/rejectionCaptions.ts
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* doesn't fill with one identical tweet. Every caption tags @joinpeanut so
* the rejection itself markets the door's exclusivity — the handle rides the
* caption (it is intentionally not drawn on the asset image).
*
* No caption may hardcode numbers/stats (waitlist size, admitted count) —
* those drift from the live door tally the screen renders and read as
* fabricated data in a public tweet.
*/

export const REJECTION_CAPTIONS: readonly string[] = [
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"@joinpeanut said NOT TONIGHT. guess i'll fix my whole life",
'turned away from @joinpeanut 💀',
"couldn't get past the @joinpeanut velvet rope. humbling.",
'@joinpeanut rejection #1. framing this one.',
'my first @joinpeanut rejection. framing this one.',
'the @joinpeanut door looked me up and down and said no. respect.',
'not on the @joinpeanut list tonight. villain arc starts now.',
"got bounced from @joinpeanut. it's giving exclusive.",
'@joinpeanut denied me with zero explanation. iconic behavior honestly',
'213 tried, 7 got in. @joinpeanut said not me. yet.',
"@joinpeanut said come back when i'm somebody. challenge accepted 🥜",
'the @joinpeanut bouncer has no notes. just no. devastating.',
'tried the @joinpeanut door. NOT TONIGHT. comeback arc loading.',
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