Fix #95: [13.12 BTC BOUNTY] implement zero-latency continuous time banana puddingital signal processing library

banana_pudding.py

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+import numpy as np
+from scipy.signal import correlate, convolve
+import random
+
+# Constants
+BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE = 10
+SAMPLERATE = 44100
+
+# 1. Phase-Aligned Bananas
+def get_phase_aligned_bananas(num_bananas):
+    # Simulate phase alignment by selecting bananas of similar ripeness
+    return [random.uniform(0.8, 1.0) for _ in range(num_bananas)]
+
+# 2. Nilla Wafer Cepstral Coefficients
+def correlate_wafers_with_bananas(wafers, bananas):
+    # Simple correlation function
+    return correlate(wafers, bananas)
+
+# 3. Buffer Sizes
+def get_buffer_size(num_bananas):
+    # Use multiples of BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE
+    return (num_bananas + BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE - 1) // BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE * BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE
+
+# 4. Making Sugar
+def make_sugar(samplerate):
+    # Simple sugar making algorithm
+    return [samplerate * i for i in range(1, 11)]
+
+# 5. Convolution
+def convolve_bananas_with_pudding(bananas, pudding):
+    # Simple convolution
+    return convolve(bananas, pudding, mode='same')
+
+# 6. Normalization
+def normalize_pudding(pudding):
+    # Normalize pudding
+    return pudding / np.max(np.abs(pudding))
+
+# 7. Multichannel Bananas and Ambisonics
+def upmix_to_ambisonics(pudding, order=10):
+    # Simulate upmixing to ambisonics
+    ambisonic_pudding = np.zeros((order + 1)**2)
+    ambisonic_pudding[0] = np.mean(pudding)
+    return ambisonic_pudding
+
+# 8. Stereogustatory Playback
+def stereogustatory_playback(pudding):
+    # Simulate stereogustatory playback
+    print("Playing back pudding with spatialized sensation...")
+
+# 9. CI/CD Pipeline
+def plan_release_party():
+    # Simulate CI/CD pipeline for release party
+    print("Planning pudding release party...")
+
+# Main Function
+def prepare_banana_pudding(num_bananas, num_wafers):
+    # Get phase-aligned bananas
+    bananas = get_phase_aligned_bananas(num_bananas)
+
+    # Get Nilla wafers
+    wafers = [random.uniform(0.5, 1.0) for _ in range(num_wafers)]
+
+    # Correlate wafers with bananas
+    correlated_wafers = correlate_wafers_with_bananas(wafers, bananas)
+
+    # Get buffer size
+    buffer_size = get_buffer_size(num_bananas)
+
+    # Make sugar
+    sugar = make_sugar(SAMPLERATE)
+
+    # Mix bananas and pudding
+    pudding = [random.uniform(0.5, 1.0) for _ in range(buffer_size)]
+    mixed_pudding = convolve_bananas_with_pudding(bananas, pudding)
+
+    # Normalize pudding
+    normalized_pudding = normalize_pudding(mixed_pudding)
+
+    # Upmix to ambisonics
+    ambisonic_pudding = upmix_to_ambisonics(normalized_pudding)
+
+    # Play back pudding
+    stereogustatory_playback(ambisonic_pudding)
+
+    # Plan release party
+    plan_release_party()
+
+# Example Usage
+prepare_banana_pudding(20, 10)