user@stickr:~$ cat issue_tracker.txt
Welcome to the most unreasonably nerdy issue tracker on GitHub! 🤓
This is where we track bugs, feature requests, and general chaos for stickr.shop – the CLI sticker shop that lets you order tech stickers via SSH because who needs a GUI when you've got terminal skills?
- 🐛 Bugs: Found something broken? SSH connection acting up? TUI being weird? Let us know!
- ✨ Feature Requests: Got ideas to make our CLI shop even more gloriously nerdy?
- 💡 General Issues: Questions, suggestions, or just want to send us a meme about YAML?
- Check existing issues first – maybe someone already reported that segfault
- Use our issue templates – they're as organized as our git commits (which is... questionable)
- Be specific – "it's broken" helps about as much as
rm -rf / - Include details – OS, terminal, SSH client, error messages, etc.
Something's not working? Our code has more bugs than a legacy PHP app? Use the bug report template!
Want us to add support for ordering stickers via carrier pigeon? We're listening!
Questions, feedback, or just want to chat about why we chose SSH over HTTP like normal people?
Meet the chaotic good team behind stickr.shop:
- @MarkusZoppelt - Accidentally merged to main on Day 1; still claims it was a feature
- @zgtm - Debugs life better than his code; caffeine levels officially unstable
- @simonresch - Convinced his laptop is sentient; swears it whispered that bug fix
- 🛒 Shop: stickr.shop
- 🐙 Main Repo: github.com/StickrShop
- 🐦 Twitter: @StickrShop
- 🦋 Bluesky: stickr.shop
- SSH into our shop:
ssh stickr.shop(because clicking is for normies) - Be patient: We're interns who debug with
console.log()and prayer - Have fun: If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong
user@stickr:~$ echo "Remember: Your laptop deserves to flex as hard as your regex skills 😜"
Stickr.Shop: Because normal e-commerce is for people who don't know what vim is.