Hi, I'm Kshitij Narayan Kulkarni
Software Engineer Intern • Systems enthusiast from Bengaluru
I love working on:
- Backend systems that scale smoothly and handle terrible clients without complaining
- Frontend that looks clean even though the CSS is secretly a war zone
- Anything that lets me peek under the hood. The lower the level, the better.
(Yes, I have stared into assembly code and obviously didn't survive.)
Right now I'm:
- Trying to make code actually match the perfect version I imagined at 2 a.m.
- Attempting to write code with zero mistakes lol (spoiler: I keep failing)
- Fighting the classic tradeoff: make it work, make it fast, make it stable. Pick two and suffer.
- Collecting segfaults, use-after-free bugs, and "it works on my machine" moments like battle scars
I'm open to:
- Deep tech conversations and systems rabbit holes
- Sharing 4 a.m. memory leak horror stories
- People who secretly judge others by their log levels
- Patient people who are willing to explain things to someone still learning
- Collaborating, debugging together, or friendly fights about tabs vs spaces
Feel free to message me if you want to teach, learn together, or just geek out about code.
Let's build something fast, reliable, and maybe a little scary under the surface.
