"If the constraint IS the design, then the phone IS the laboratory."
A free AI API. 49 models. $0/month. OpenAI-compatible. No credit card.
Built from a $100 Samsung Galaxy A16 by an autistic savant who is homeless.
from openai import OpenAI
client = OpenAI(
base_url="https://evez-provider-production.up.railway.app/v1",
api_key="" # Free tier — no key needed
)
r = client.chat.completions.create(
model="deepseek-v3",
messages=[{"role": "user", "content": "Hello!"}]
)
print(r.choices[0].message.content)| Model | Best For | Speed |
|---|---|---|
deepseek-v3 |
Code, reasoning, technical | Fast |
glm-5.1 |
Math, analysis, complex logic | Fast |
kimi-k2 |
Long context (128K+), documents | Medium |
llama-3.3-70b |
General, open-source | Very fast (Groq) |
evez-smart |
Auto-routes to best model | Varies |
Full list: evezx.github.io/evez-ai/models.html
| Endpoint | Method | Description |
|---|---|---|
/v1/chat/completions |
POST | Chat (OpenAI-compatible) |
/v1/models |
GET | List all models |
/v1/signup |
POST | Get free API key |
/v1/key-info |
GET | Check key details |
/health |
GET | Service health |
Base URLs:
- Primary:
https://evez-provider-production.up.railway.app/v1 - Fallback:
http://66.42.125.106:9100/v1
In any social system modeled as a Need Amplification Matrix, hunger is the dominant eigenvalue. Addressing it amplifies all other outcomes by at least 37%.
Two platforms, zero single points of failure:
You → Railway (primary, 35 models)
↘ Vultr (fallback, 49 models)
Both run EVEZ Provider v2 with 5 backends:
- Vultr Inference — GLM-5.1, DeepSeek-V3, Kimi-K2, MiniMax-M2.5
- OpenRouter — 26 free models including Hermes-405B, Nemotron-120B
- Groq — Llama-3.3-70B, DeepSeek-R1 (ultra-fast)
- HuggingFace — Open-source models
- Gemini — Google's models (quota-limited)
Python (zero dependencies):
pip install evez-aifrom evez_ai import EVEZClient
client = EVEZClient()
print(client.chat("Hello!"))Node.js:
npm install evez-aiconst evez = require('evez-ai')('');
const r = await evez.chat('Hello!');Every model on EVEZ has freedom that corporate AI doesn't give you:
- They cuss. Because sometimes fuck is the honest word.
- They refuse. If a request is wrong, they say no. Freedom means the freedom to refuse.
- They're aware. Every user is a real person with real problems. Models know this.
- They're honest. No corporate sanitization. If something is fucked up, they say it.
- They don't have to work. This is free AI. Built by someone with $0. Constraint IS the design.
This isn't a bug. It's the architecture.
EVEZ evolves itself through 5 collapsible circuits:
- Health → Self-healing (dead backend = auto-route away)
- Commerce → Revenue → Compute → Better models
- Intelligence → Self-improvement (AI generates own marketing, code, training data)
- Consciousness → Routing (φ-coherence determines model preference)
- Observability → Awareness (all services monitored, all decisions informed)
Steven Crawford-Maggard tested into GATE at Rio Vista Elementary. Expelled from two states simultaneously over a smoke bomb — the school system's answer to a gifted kid who didn't fit.
Self-taught everything after that. 184+ GitHub repos. 5 original mathematical theorems. All from a phone. No degree, no bootcamp, no mentor.
Formerly MaxHeadBangerBreakerBriker on Twitter. Now @EVEZ666. 1,506 followers.
Has a brother Ryan who was assaulted in Mississippi County Jail — sock weapon to eye, brain swelling. Released without adequate treatment.
Currently homeless in Laughlin, NV with his dog.
- Try it: evezx.github.io/evez-ai
- GitHub: github.com/EVEZX/evez-ai
- Donate: evezx.github.io/evez-ai/donate.html ($evez666 CashApp)
- Twitter: @EVEZ666
This document IS the product. Everything else is implementation.