class Arnab:
def __init__(self):
self.username = "Arnab-dot"
self.name = "Arnab Chaudhuri"
self.role = "Backend Sorcerer | AI Whisperer"
self.language_spoken = ["Python (My Precious)", "Java", "JavaScript", "Sarcasm"]
self.current_status = "Shipping code & breaking hearts"
self.vibe = "Chaotic Good"
self.fun_fact = "I debug with print() and I'm not sorry"
def get_daily_routine(self):
return {
"00:00-06:00": "Pretending to sleep while thinking about code",
"06:00-09:00": "Coffee++ (mandatory)",
"09:00-18:00": "Writing bugs... I mean features",
"18:00-22:00": "Debugging the 'features' from earlier",
"22:00-00:00": "Optimizing code that was fine",
"repeat": "Forever"
}
def say_hi(self):
print("Yo! Thanks for creeping on my profile.")
print("Now star my repos or this bug follows you home")
print("I'm not kidding. It's already behind you.")
me = Arnab()
me.say_hi()
YGPA: 8.2 Grade: A "Started with a bang" |
CGPA: Loading... Grade: TBD "Grinding hard" |
Cumulative CGPA: 8.2 Status: Crushing It |
Completed: 20+ Open Source Warrior |
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Neural Networks Deep Learning Architecture |
Data Science Data Analysis & Visualization |
AI Processing Machine Learning Pipeline |
class AIMLExpertise:
def __init__(self):
self.skills = {
"deep_learning": ["CNN", "RNN", "LSTM", "Transformers", "GANs"],
"nlp": ["LLMs", "Text Classification", "Sentiment Analysis", "ChatBots"],
"computer_vision": ["Object Detection", "Image Segmentation", "Face Recognition"],
"frameworks": ["TensorFlow", "PyTorch", "Scikit-learn", "Keras"],
"deployment": ["Flask", "FastAPI", "Docker", "Cloud ML", "ONNX"]
}
def current_focus(self):
return "Building AI that doesn't take over the world... yet"
def secret_weapon(self):
return "Stack Overflow + Coffee""Making machines smarter than humans, one epoch at a time"
import wisdom
from life import chaos, coffee, code
class LifePhilosophy:
def __init__(self):
self.principles = {
"code_quality": "Clean code > clever code (but clever is fun)",
"debugging": "console.log() is my therapist",
"optimization": "Premature optimization is... nah just do it anyway",
"coffee": "Unlimited",
"sleep": "sleep = False # Always",
"documentation": "Code is self-documenting (biggest lie ever told)",
"testing": "It works on my machine = production ready",
}
def get_motto(self):
return """
'Build fast, break things, fix them faster (or blame DNS)'
'In Python we trust, in semicolons we rust'
'Ship first, optimize later (or never, who's checking?)'
'Backend so strong, it doesn't need a frontend'
'AI will take over the world, might as well help it'
'Coffee: because sleep is for the weak'
"""
def handle_bugs(self, bug):
if bug.severity == "critical":
return "It's not a bug, it's a feature"
elif bug.severity == "minor":
return "Works on my machine"
else:
return "TODO: fix later (never)"
# Real talk tho
def real_me():
return {
"currently_learning": "Everything (and nothing at the same time)",
"ask_me_about": "Why my code works (I don't know either)",
"fun_fact": "I once fixed a bug by accident while creating another one",
"life_motto": "It works on my machine ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"superpower": "Googling error messages faster than you can read them",
"weakness": "Merge conflicts & CSS centering",
"spirit_animal": "Python (obviously)",
}
# The truth about programming
def programming_reality():
return """
10% writing code
20% debugging
30% Googling
40% wondering why it works
100% powered by coffee
"""
If you made it this far, you're officially a legend
goals_2026 = {
"Master AI/ML": "In Progress (90% done, 10% pretending)",
"Build 50+ Projects": "Challenge Accepted",
"Contribute to Open Source": "Making the world better, one PR at a time",
"Learn New Tech Stack": "Always learning, never stopping",
"Drink More Coffee": "Unlimited",
"Fix Sleep Schedule": "Impossible Mission",
}
