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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
<title>Homer Simpson - Portfolio</title>
<meta name="description" content="Personal portfolio of Homer Simpson, Nuclear Safety Inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant." />
<meta name="robots" content="index, follow" />
<meta property="og:title" content="Homer Simpson - Portfolio" />
<meta property="og:description" content="Personal portfolio of Homer Simpson, Nuclear Safety Inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant." />
<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
</head>
<body>
<header>
<span>Homer Simpson</span>
<nav>
<ul>
<li><a href="#">Home</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Projects</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Articles</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Contact</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
</header>
<main>
<section>
<h1>Nuclear Safety Inspector</h1>
<p>Keeping Springfield's reactor at a cool 100% since 1989. Mostly.</p>
</section>
<section>
<section>
<h2>Projects</h2>
<ul>
<li>Flaming Moe Recipe Website</li>
<li>Mr. Plow Landing Page</li>
<li>Duff Beer Fan Page</li>
<li>Donut Tracker App</li>
<li>Bowlarama Booking System</li>
</ul>
</section>
<section>
<h2>Work Experience</h2>
<article>
<h3>Springfield Nuclear Power Plant</h3>
<p>Nuclear Safety Inspector. Responsible for pressing buttons, eating donuts, and occasionally preventing meltdowns.</p>
<a href="#">Visit Plant Website</a>
</article>
<article>
<h3>Mr. Plow</h3>
<p>Owner and sole operator of Springfield's premier snow plowing service. Cleared driveways across town during the blizzard of '92.</p>
<a href="#">See the Ad</a>
</article>
</section>
<section>
<h2>Education</h2>
<p>Graduated from Springfield A&M. Attended night classes at Springfield Community College. Honorary degree from Princeton (long story).</p>
<p>Courses I took:</p>
<ul>
<li>Nuclear Physics 101</li>
<li>Advanced Donut Theory</li>
<li>Beer Appreciation</li>
<li>Bowling Fundamentals</li>
<li>Intro to Napping</li>
<li>BBQ and Outdoor Cooking</li>
<li>The Art of the Bluff</li>
<li>Watching TV Professionally</li>
<li>How to Get Out of Things</li>
</ul>
</section>
</section>
<section>
<h2>Reviews from Colleagues</h2>
<article>
<blockquote>
<p>Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. Terrible at everything. A complete moron.</p>
<footer><cite>C. Montgomery Burns</cite>, Owner, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant</footer>
</blockquote>
</article>
<article>
<blockquote>
<p>We don't think you're slow, but on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.</p>
<footer><cite>Marge Simpson</cite>, Wife</footer>
</blockquote>
</article>
<article>
<blockquote>
<p>Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.</p>
<footer><cite>Ned Flanders</cite>, Neighbour</footer>
</blockquote>
</article>
</section>
</main>
<footer>
<p>© Homer Simpson. All donuts reserved.</p>
</footer>
</body>
</html>