diff --git a/src/emotigrad/personalities.py b/src/emotigrad/personalities.py
index 25aeb78..1d6cfee 100644
--- a/src/emotigrad/personalities.py
+++ b/src/emotigrad/personalities.py
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-# src/emotigrad/personalities.py
 from __future__ import annotations
 
 from typing import Dict, List, Optional
@@ -267,6 +266,26 @@ def zen(loss: float, prev_loss: Optional[float], step: int) -> Optional[str]:
     return f"🌸 Stillness. Loss remains at {loss:.4f}. Find peace in the plateau."
 
 
+def baddie(loss: float, prev_loss: Optional[float], step: int) -> Optional[str]:
+    """A confident, unbothered baddie personality."""
+    if prev_loss is None:
+        return (
+            f"Girlllll no man, nail or initial loss is worth crying for 💅"
+            f"{loss:.4f}"
+        )
+    if loss < prev_loss:
+        return (
+            f"💅 PERIOD. {prev_loss:.4f} → {loss:.4f}. We don't do bad runs here, bestie."
+            f"{loss:.4f}"
+        )
+    if loss > prev_loss:
+        return (
+            f"Its fine babes, dont cry, ur mascara is too expensive to cry. Next game will be our bish"
+            f"{loss:.4f}"
+        )
+    return f"💅 Loss at {loss:.4f}? Serving consistency I guess..."
+
+
 # --- Registry ---------------------------------------------------------------
 
 
@@ -282,6 +301,7 @@ def zen(loss: float, prev_loss: Optional[float], step: int) -> Optional[str]:
     "academic": academic,
     "pirate": pirate,
     "zen": zen,
+    "baddie": baddie,
 }