diff --git a/banana_pudding.py b/banana_pudding.py new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7b09c2a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/banana_pudding.py @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +import numpy as np +from scipy.signal import correlate, convolve +import random + +# Constants +BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE = 10 +SAMPLERATE = 44100 + +# 1. Phase-Aligned Bananas +def get_phase_aligned_bananas(num_bananas): + # Simulate phase alignment by selecting bananas of similar ripeness + return [random.uniform(0.8, 1.0) for _ in range(num_bananas)] + +# 2. Nilla Wafer Cepstral Coefficients +def correlate_wafers_with_bananas(wafers, bananas): + # Simple correlation function + return correlate(wafers, bananas) + +# 3. Buffer Sizes +def get_buffer_size(num_bananas): + # Use multiples of BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE + return (num_bananas + BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE - 1) // BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE * BANANA_BUNCH_SIZE + +# 4. Making Sugar +def make_sugar(samplerate): + # Simple sugar making algorithm + return [samplerate * i for i in range(1, 11)] + +# 5. Convolution +def convolve_bananas_with_pudding(bananas, pudding): + # Simple convolution + return convolve(bananas, pudding, mode='same') + +# 6. Normalization +def normalize_pudding(pudding): + # Normalize pudding + return pudding / np.max(np.abs(pudding)) + +# 7. Multichannel Bananas and Ambisonics +def upmix_to_ambisonics(pudding, order=10): + # Simulate upmixing to ambisonics + ambisonic_pudding = np.zeros((order + 1)**2) + ambisonic_pudding[0] = np.mean(pudding) + return ambisonic_pudding + +# 8. Stereogustatory Playback +def stereogustatory_playback(pudding): + # Simulate stereogustatory playback + print("Playing back pudding with spatialized sensation...") + +# 9. CI/CD Pipeline +def plan_release_party(): + # Simulate CI/CD pipeline for release party + print("Planning pudding release party...") + +# Main Function +def prepare_banana_pudding(num_bananas, num_wafers): + # Get phase-aligned bananas + bananas = get_phase_aligned_bananas(num_bananas) + + # Get Nilla wafers + wafers = [random.uniform(0.5, 1.0) for _ in range(num_wafers)] + + # Correlate wafers with bananas + correlated_wafers = correlate_wafers_with_bananas(wafers, bananas) + + # Get buffer size + buffer_size = get_buffer_size(num_bananas) + + # Make sugar + sugar = make_sugar(SAMPLERATE) + + # Mix bananas and pudding + pudding = [random.uniform(0.5, 1.0) for _ in range(buffer_size)] + mixed_pudding = convolve_bananas_with_pudding(bananas, pudding) + + # Normalize pudding + normalized_pudding = normalize_pudding(mixed_pudding) + + # Upmix to ambisonics + ambisonic_pudding = upmix_to_ambisonics(normalized_pudding) + + # Play back pudding + stereogustatory_playback(ambisonic_pudding) + + # Plan release party + plan_release_party() + +# Example Usage +prepare_banana_pudding(20, 10) \ No newline at end of file