diff --git a/.markdownlint-cli2.jsonc b/.markdownlint-cli2.jsonc index 77b91b1..44b6ede 100644 --- a/.markdownlint-cli2.jsonc +++ b/.markdownlint-cli2.jsonc @@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ "default": true, "MD013": false, // line length — tables and long shell lines exceed 80 "MD024": { "siblings_only": true }, // per-plugin CHANGELOG sections repeat "0.1.0"/"Added" under different parents + "MD033": false, // README uses inline HTML for the centered meme image "MD032": false, // established style: lists directly under bold pseudo-headings "MD036": false, // established style: bold text as sub-headings "MD060": false // established style: compact table pipes diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 050a93e..5430c78 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,5 +1,9 @@ # bro-code +

+ "Your laptop isn't broken — your compose file is a war crime." ~ Claudius Maximus, 2026 +

+ Claude Code plugins by [Droniu](https://github.com/Droniu). The headliner is **bro-mode** — an output style that makes your AI pair programmer talk like your best bro. Three workflow plugins ride along, built and dogfooded daily. diff --git a/assets/claudius-maximus.svg b/assets/claudius-maximus.svg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..236a955 --- /dev/null +++ b/assets/claudius-maximus.svg @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + + + “ + YOUR LAPTOP ISN'T BROKEN — + YOUR COMPOSE FILE IS A WAR CRIME. + ~ Claudius Maximus, 2026 +