From 24515b6f0f25f6c000fecce69a8e480d3704af12 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: gnubufferoverflows <6243646+gnubufferoverflows@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2025 17:57:57 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 1/3] Made it more funny --- src/pages/HomePage.tsx | 22 +++++++++++----------- 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/pages/HomePage.tsx b/src/pages/HomePage.tsx index 95e07d8..cda5602 100644 --- a/src/pages/HomePage.tsx +++ b/src/pages/HomePage.tsx @@ -14,16 +14,16 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Skipped every lecture after week 1", "Submitted the wrong assignment document", "Failed an exam", - "Failed a course", + "Failed a course or withdrew from a course to avoid failing", "Emailed a professor for an extension", "Been denied an extension", "Cried over an assignment/exam", "Sacrificed one course's exam to study for another's", "Joined an didn't drop out of the Honors College", - "Used ChatGPT on an assignment", + "Used ChatGPT to respond to a discussion board post of someone who was also using ChatGPT", "Spent money on an LLM", - "Went 2 days in a row without showering", - "Went 3+ days in a row without showering", + "Went 2+ days in a row without showering", + "Went 2+ days in a row without deoderant", "Attended a BeaverHacks hackathon", "Attended a hackathon outside of Oregon", "Placed in a hackathon", @@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Pulled 2+ all-nighters in a row", "Spent the night in Kelley", "Bought a Subway sandwich after 2am", - "Studied on the library 6th floor", + "Went to Riva's between the hours of midnight to 4am", "Left the library at 12am", "Got an interview from a career fair", "Applied to 50+ internships", @@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Failed a technical interview question", "Didn't have to take Operating Systems II", "Took a class with Hess", - "Delayed taking a course to take it with a specific professor", + "Waited for the exact moment registration opened so you could get a spot in a Hess class before the section filled up", "Took CS 162 as a freshman", "Fell asleep in class", "Fork bombed the OS1 or flip server", @@ -58,7 +58,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Made 500+ connections on LinkedIn", "Made a LinkedIn post", "Commented on a LinkedIn post", - "Watched a LinkedIn reel", + "Visited the roof of Kelley", "Maintained a 4.0", "Joined a club officer board", "Completed LeetCode's 'Two Sum'", @@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Coded in high school", "Coded on your phone", "Had to get glasses mid-degree", - "Grew a beard", + "Played Minecraft while in class", "Been mock interviewed", "Mock interviewed someone", "Owned an RGB keyboard", @@ -80,11 +80,11 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Stuttered while talking to someone", "Put 'REST' or 'RESTful API' on your resume", "Built a personal website", - "Raised your hand in class", + "Raised your hand in class only to have the professor not notice you", "Had the dawgs out in class", "Ate a whole meal in class", "Solved a LeetCode problem in class", - "Used a physical computer science textbook", + "Completed a RateMyProfessor review while in class", "Contributed to an open source project", "Built a PC", "Built a Chrome Extension", @@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Lost hours of work because you forgot to push", "Forget how to exit Vim", "Pushed an API key to GitHub", - "Never attended a party", + "Became a TA for your favorite professor", "Never went on a date", "Replied to a Stack Overflow question", "Completed Advent of Code", From 6918c9136bdfd7891adc8ad63b1e20a61f33524a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: gnubufferoverflows <6243646+gnubufferoverflows@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2025 17:56:09 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 2/3] Add dotcomnerd's suggestions --- src/pages/HomePage.tsx | 15 +++++++++++++++ src/pages/ResultsPage.tsx | 2 +- 2 files changed, 16 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/src/pages/HomePage.tsx b/src/pages/HomePage.tsx index cda5602..046569a 100644 --- a/src/pages/HomePage.tsx +++ b/src/pages/HomePage.tsx @@ -20,12 +20,14 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Cried over an assignment/exam", "Sacrificed one course's exam to study for another's", "Joined an didn't drop out of the Honors College", + "Still does assignments on FLIP", "Used ChatGPT to respond to a discussion board post of someone who was also using ChatGPT", "Spent money on an LLM", "Went 2+ days in a row without showering", "Went 2+ days in a row without deoderant", "Attended a BeaverHacks hackathon", "Attended a hackathon outside of Oregon", + "Inducted into the Hess Hall of Fame", "Placed in a hackathon", "Attended a computer science club meeting", "Attended an ACM club meeting (shameless plug)", @@ -35,17 +37,20 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Spent the night in Kelley", "Bought a Subway sandwich after 2am", "Went to Riva's between the hours of midnight to 4am", + "Know who the library girl is", "Left the library at 12am", "Got an interview from a career fair", "Applied to 50+ internships", "Applied to 100+ internships", "Got an internship", + "Have access to a www group on FLIP", "Got a j*b offer", "Did an unpaid internship", "Failed an OA", "Failed a technical interview question", "Didn't have to take Operating Systems II", "Took a class with Hess", + "Went to a club meeting only for the food", "Waited for the exact moment registration opened so you could get a spot in a Hess class before the section filled up", "Took CS 162 as a freshman", "Fell asleep in class", @@ -56,29 +61,35 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Moved seats because of someone's B.O.", "Drank 400+ mg of caffeine in one day", "Made 500+ connections on LinkedIn", + "Did/went to an exam, class, or assignment, while intoxicated", "Made a LinkedIn post", "Commented on a LinkedIn post", "Visited the roof of Kelley", "Maintained a 4.0", "Joined a club officer board", "Completed LeetCode's 'Two Sum'", + "Used all bonus days in a Mike Bailey course", "Bought LeetCode Premium", "Completed 100+ LeetCode problems", "Completed a LeetCode hard (without looking at the solution)", "Coded outside", "Coded at Dixon", + "Shitty capstone project", "Coded inebriated", "Coded on a Friday night", "Coded in high school", "Coded on your phone", + "Capstone project involving AI, blockchain, big data, machine learning, VR, 5G, or cybersecurity", "Had to get glasses mid-degree", "Played Minecraft while in class", + "Took a class with Yeongjin", "Been mock interviewed", "Mock interviewed someone", "Owned an RGB keyboard", "Used a personal mouse in class", "Stuttered while talking to someone", "Put 'REST' or 'RESTful API' on your resume", + "Chegg subscription", "Built a personal website", "Raised your hand in class only to have the professor not notice you", "Had the dawgs out in class", @@ -87,6 +98,7 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Completed a RateMyProfessor review while in class", "Contributed to an open source project", "Built a PC", + "Study break with the Dean", "Built a Chrome Extension", "Built a ChatGPT wrapper", "Overengineered a project", @@ -96,11 +108,14 @@ export default function HomePage({ setScore } : { setScore: (score: number) => v "Caused a massive merge conflict", "Had a GitHub commit streak of 100+ days", "Made a computer science reference IRL", + "Still uses MobaXterm" "Lost hours of work because you forgot to push", "Forget how to exit Vim", "Pushed an API key to GitHub", "Became a TA for your favorite professor", "Never went on a date", + "Took CS160 or CS161", + "Took CS161 with Kishore Bhamidipati", "Replied to a Stack Overflow question", "Completed Advent of Code", "Been on a first name basis with a professor", diff --git a/src/pages/ResultsPage.tsx b/src/pages/ResultsPage.tsx index f5a2a17..1faefbf 100644 --- a/src/pages/ResultsPage.tsx +++ b/src/pages/ResultsPage.tsx @@ -34,4 +34,4 @@ export default function ResultsPage({ score }: { score: number }) {