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@@ -11,4 +11,11 @@ Touch grass, then punch trees
 Home of highly professional miners
 We have blocks
 Don't dig straight down
-Beyond the border
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+Beyond the border
+Have you tried turning it off and on again?
+We take no responsibility
+This message has been claimed
+Server has not collapsed yet
+Probably stable
+Please remain inside the borders
+Nothing personal, just geopolitics
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