diff --git a/edit-me.txt b/edit-me.txt
index 8d88964..e8b72e2 100644
--- a/edit-me.txt
+++ b/edit-me.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,14 @@
 We're fun to play with
 Now fully open!
 Nether reset 1/10/2026
-https://bordermc.net/
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+https://bordermc.net/
+Do not feed parrots cookies
+Creepers have entered the chat
+Probably not on fire
+Definitely a Minecraft server
+Now with 100% more blocks
+Touch grass, then punch trees
+Home of highly professional miners
+We have blocks
+Don't dig straight down
+Beyond the border
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diff --git a/main.conf b/main.conf
index de4d0a6..2b7a747 100644
--- a/main.conf
+++ b/main.conf
@@ -25,6 +25,56 @@ motds=[
         line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
         line2="<gray>https://bordermc.net/</gray>"
         icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Do not feed parrots cookies</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Creepers have entered the chat</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Probably not on fire</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Definitely a Minecraft server</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Now with 100% more blocks</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Touch grass, then punch trees</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Home of highly professional miners</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>We have blocks</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Don't dig straight down</gray>"
+        icon=random
+    },
+    {
+        line1="<bold><red>BorderMC</red>"
+        line2="<gray>Beyond the border</gray>"
+        icon=random
     }
 ]